I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Come share oat with me in your robe
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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