Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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