When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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