why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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