i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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