More tranny stories later!
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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