Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Semen is not good for contacts.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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