bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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