OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I think your dad took our porno
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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