So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
