Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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