we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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