ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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