Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
