He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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