Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
nutella sex= disaster
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Randomize
