So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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