never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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