And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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