these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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