Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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