haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
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