CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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