what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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