just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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