so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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