Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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