they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
These tits shall not be calmed
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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