Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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