69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
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