Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
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