I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
