People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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