Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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