if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
i think im in europe. pls send help
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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