real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize