I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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