Having a random hookup so left but love u
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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