Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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