no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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