I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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