its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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