mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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