I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
