He is an equal opportunity slut.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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