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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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