Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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