I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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