I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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