I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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