Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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