i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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