omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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