Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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