She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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