she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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