i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
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