don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
