You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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