i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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