just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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