Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Sober January is a disaster.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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