Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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